New Zodiac - The German
8:15 a.m. - 10:14 a.m.
[ed. 2025-09-04: This blog post was written in 2005 and, as such, is perhaps not in line with today's sensibilities. One should not make fun of a nationality (though the Germans do sort of invite it, don't they?)]

Your devotion to your own feces is what makes you efficient. And clean. Clean and efficient.
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