Shawn Huelle

New Zodiac - The German

8:15 a.m. - 10:14 a.m.

[ed. 2025-09-04: This blog post was written in 2005 and, as such, is perhaps not in line with today's sensibilities. One should not make fun of a nationality (though the Germans do sort of invite it, don't they?)]

a German (Prussian?) military officer with his fingers threaded between the buttons of his coat

Your devotion to your own feces is what makes you efficient. And clean. Clean and efficient.