New Zodiac - The Air-Freshener
6:15 a.m. - 8:14 a.m.
The extra roll of toilet paper in your bathroom is covered by the skirts of a Southern Belle doll. The needlepoint pillow on your couch shows a kitten hanging from a branch and the caption, “Hang in there!” You decided that one day the right person would come along and you would just "know." You may or may not have a magnet on your refrigerator that reads, “A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.” You buy greeting cards for no particular reason. You are smiling right now. Your cheeks hurt. You are convinced everything is just fine.
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