Shawn Huelle

The salesman was a rather racist caricature

I bought a pencil, and paid for it with a hand-painted astronaut figurine which was a 50¢ piece. The salesman also tried to sell me a package of condoms that came inside of a knock-off Barbie doll dressed as a knock-off Buzz Lightyear, which doll, when a secret button on its back was pressed, revealed a pencil sharpener where the Barbie's vagina would have been. I did not buy it. When I left the shop, my purchased pencil turned into an HO scale boxcar. This was not at all remarkable.