Three Ton Coworker - N
"I feel like a spotlighted deer and the world is a pickup full of teethless hunters" —Frank Stanford, The Battlefield Where the Moon Says I Love You, line 3991
It does make a kind of sense I guess if you take a moment to consider it but I mean I'll weigh whether or not it seems to be a momentary superficiality or if perhaps it's a longer-lasting deeper kind of superficiality and after I've weighed it and decided whether one or the other then I'll either tell you or not based on my own answer derived from my own calculations which may or may not in fact make use of multiple variables and the likelihood is of course that I'll start at the end of the alphabet even though when I took math in school we always solved for N but it was of course a small italicized N not that it much matters I suppose because if you wanted you could insert really any letter or symbol for your algebraic variable I mean you could solve for ö or perhaps even an image of a stag's head, and so eventually after showing your work which by the way and of course you should always do you will have at the bottom of your calculations a line which simply reads: image of a stag's head equals whatever if equals let's say 15 just for the sake of argument.
Now let's talk about maybe there's something more or less interesting to—this is becoming tedious or was already and some 10 minutes ago I was told five more minutes and here we still are listening to the washing of dishes and a mix of music from the mellow 70s which is in fact and rightfully being drowned out by the white noise of sprayed water against metal sink it sounds like but seriously and like I said after I've made my calculations I'll have made my calculations with this or that variable and I'll happily tell you or not if I think you're being at all superficial since that is as I understood it what you've asked me to do anyway.