Shawn Huelle

blogging is awesome, I'm so thirsty

I'm being followed on Twitter by at least one bot that thinks it's . . . going to college? participating in a lot (and I mean a lot) of sports? having a great time? not feeling well? I don't honestly know. But whatever this is, every single one of its tweets is constructed just like the title of this post. And that's all it seems to do. It doesn't appear, at the moment, to be linking to enlargement pills or porn. And there seem to be multiple versions of this bot. The one that just "decided" to follow me is "named" Jnie Carillo, but I found others by googling one of its tweets. There's one called Tilda Cohan, one called Brianne Messner, and even one called Alfredia Buchholz.

I think the tweets are particularly interesting, and make, when read together, a kind of story or poem about overactivity, thirst, and also, somehow, desire. Let's call this poem "Jnie Carillo." I have highlighted some lines I find interesting and/or strange:

homework was good, let's go out now field hockey day is spectacular, let's do that again triathlon all day was insanely nice, drinking water swimming day is super, not feeling well now hockey game was amazing, feel amazing field hockey day is super, i'm so thirsty homework was amazing, need to relax doing homework is good, I want to do it again tennis all day was good, need to see a doc weightlifting today is good, feel better now soccer play is insane, let's do this again cycling day was extremely good, sleepy now nite rowing night is out of this world, feel better now teaching is good, let's do that again hockey game was awesome, i'm so thirsty homework is super, I want to sleep now tennis all day is super, not feeling well now football game is insane, feel awesome eating today is amazing, it's hurting now diving night is amazing, need to relax gaming is amazing, not feeling well now fencing lessons was super, want to just chil jumping was insanely nice, i'm super tired basketball play was spectacular, I want to sleep now beach volleyball was nice, want to relax teaching was good, thanks working was out of this world, lets hit a pub now homework was super, I want to do it again judo game is spectacular, going to the store now fencing lessons was spectacular, taking it easy now jumping was extremely good, want to just chil going out was nice, super relaxation now water polo today is good, let's go out now playing is insanely nice, let's do that again beach volleyball was amazing, just chilling now basketball game was super, feel better now basketball game was spectacular, need to relax gymnastics lessons was insane, i'm so thirsty water polo today was amazing, drinking water wrestling today was nice, want to drink water college is out of this world, need some water cycling day is extremely good, feel awesome cycling day was super, thanks i'm tired now softball night was insane, clubbing tonight working was nice, let's go out now baseball play was out of this world, feel amazing univercity is insanely nice, going to the store now judo game was awesome, feel amazing homework was insanely nice, need to take it easy tennis all day was spectacular, super relaxation now cycling day was extremely good, it's hurting now table tennis is insane, going to the store now driving is insane, i'm super tired modern pentathlon is awesome, i'm so thirsty golf day is spectacular, want to relax soccer play was amazing, lets hit a pub now canoe / kayak is good, want to relax judo game is insane, want to relax baseball play is amazing, going to the store now