Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-22

What's good for the Michigoose . . . #
"More like pizza turtle." #
So many corn flakes on the dinner, it was almost like having breakfast. #yummycornflakefriedchicken #yummyswissbeans #fb #
According to Wikipedia, John Wayne only had one lung after 1964. Which is probably why his Rooster didn't crow. #
"the world was a dung heap, and humanity was a suicidal thought in the mind of God." #
The woman behind me in the jury waiting room "gained 65 pounds without even trying." She also "used to be a triathlete." #fb #
"There was so much necrotic tissue in there . . ." #
Just acquitted a man. #fb #
3 y.o. niece upon looking at the toy phone she stashed in the waistband of her pants several minutes before: "Oh! I have a phone penis!" #fb #
I said "decussate" to the dictionary app. It heard "d*ck you see." For every indecent exposure, X marks the spot. #fb #