Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-02

Sometimes, I stare at the phone's keyboard for what feels like minutes in the hope that I'll come up with something interesting to tweet. #
"After a short mechanical delay, a thick, world-conquering rope of ammonia sprung onto the white slope of porcelain." #
Everyone was AMAZED that the purse, in its few unattended minutes, in this gentrified neighborhood, had been given to the lost & found. #fb #
@Colter_Burkey Adapt a novel! Ray of the Star by Laird Hunt. The Bathroom by Jean-Philippe Toussaint. The 3rd Policeman by Flann O'Brien. in reply to Colter_Burkey #
@Colter_Burkey Oh, haha! It was just a suggestion. No need to be sarcastic. ;) in reply to Colter_Burkey #
Dammit, there is no A between the L and the T in the world "realtor." Stop saying it! #fb #
"I might've been born yesterday, sir, but I stayed up all night." #fb #
@elizconnor Thanks, and yes, nieces are also the best! in reply to elizconnor #
I don't really much care for airports or the people in them. Thanks, politicians, for destroying the ideas of sharing and compromise. #fb #