Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-13

Didn't hit the snooze once. #
Golf ball sized hail on the English department picnic! One right through a burger I was grilling! #
Pajama ant legs violently twisted in what seemed like two different directions at 5:30 this morning. #
Obviously I meant Pant legs. #
I just slept for two hours b/c I feel run down and blech. Should I drive to Boulder for dinner? #
Neither of us has slept much up to this point. #
We will now be zombies all day. #
@LairdHunt about how followers work: I used the word "zombie" in my prev. tweet & am now being followed by @MFZAR. Which is awesome. in reply to LairdHunt #
"Schomp" is the sound made when one animal eats another animal whole. Also, their waiting room is too small. #
Damn, why so crabby about such inconsequentialities? There must be some sort of consequentiality in the background or something. #
I also transport all the patio furniture. #
Sleepless naps can still be restful. #
An almost perfect day, though I can't think what might be requiring that qualifier. So strike it. #
On our bike ride through city park, a man from Ohio asked us how to get to the zoo. We told him. #
Buntport!!! #
The Mozart Lounge is the gay bar your grandfather goes to and then fails to understand why everyone is so nice to him. #