entering the culture wars (?)

crock sent me this actual photograph:

a billboard which reads "wait for the 'bling' -- iowa's abstinence mission"

this is my photoshopped response:

a billboard which reads "you wouldn't buy a 'car' wihtout test driving it first -- citizens for realistic attitudes about sex

p.s. I really like that the acronym from the first picture is IAM, because when Moses asked the burning bush/God who He was, God answered, "I am."